Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Random thoughts for a Thursday..written on a Wednesday

Don't you hate that? It feels like Thursday but its not.

Anyway, a few random thoughts:

-does anti-oxidant just mean it makes you crap?

-Shouldn't there be a law stating that anytime you get into one of those trying to get out of the other person's way situations, and both people are failing miserably to do so, you should a) be forced to start dancing for a minute and/or b) be permitted socially to scream "Get the fuck out of my way" to the other person? Forget balanced budgets and transportation, this should have been on the ballot.

-is recognizing a funny racially involved situation actually racism?

-are there any people left in the world that really consider corn and potatoes vegetables? really?

-Is there anything that compares to the unmitigated joy and sheer patheticness in getting a zing in on someone online? I mean without the ability to see one's reaction, it loses some of the fun. On the other hand, it avoids any sucker punches from the aggrieved party. At least until you see them in public.

-Is blaming the media the 20 oughts (my name for this decade. Use it, pass it along) version blaming racism as the worst cop out an athlete can make when they fuck up? Mr. Owens, I'm looking at you.

-Isn't time they remade "Midnight Madness" using racial, religious, gender and sexual preference stereotypes as the basis for the teams? I mean, imagine gay, wasp, jewish, black and arab teams running around NYC trying to win a scavenger hunt all the while poking fun at each other's differences? Tell me that wouldn't be a great flick

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